Humour Stories

  I had invited my girlfriend Cate for a date at Green Park Hotel. I wanted to introduce her to my friends, among them being Jack who owned the hotel. So that day, I dressed to kill 😂🌹 and took a taxi to the hotel.  When I arrived, everything was set. Flowers 🌹 🌼, balloons 🎈🎈 and ribbons 🎀🎗️ were all over. I could not help but smile. I then sat on my reserved seat waiting for her. As I waited, some music played in the background.  I invited you, but you did not come, Now you, and I seem to be far apart… The song sang. It seemed strange but I did not worry about it. Half an hour passed and she had not come. Whenever any lady appeared, my eyes lit up thinking that it was Cate. I looked at my watch. One hour had passed and she had not come. So I decided to call her.  “There is so much heavy traffic ⛔, please bear with me. I'm coming.” She complained.  “It's okay.” I replied and kept my cool. I ordered a drink to keep me busy while waiting. The drink got fin...

  I had just got to work. As usual, I sat on my office desk to start working. I switched on my office computer. When I was done, the boss arrived at work with another lady. I stood up to greet him. The lady was beautiful ❤️ 🤩, so I could not help but steal glances at her as they went to the boss's, office.  As I sat to continue with my work, I heard a clap in the boss’s direction, so I checked involuntarily to know who had clapped. I then saw the lady look at me. I looked at her too! I then immediately switched to my work though I could not concentrate. I was continually disturbed by her beauty and her sudden behavior in the office,😂 as any man would. I also wondered why she was going to the boss.  While working, I came across a certain report that I was supposed to take to the boss for signing. “This is the time!” I exclaimed happily. I would use that time well in looking at the lady. I would also get a glimpse of what was going on between the boss and her. So I rose u...

  Imagine meeting your high school girlfriend when you're both grown-ups 😂😂. So it happened to me. I was on a motorbike going to the market. A few meters from me, I spotted Cate, my high school girlfriend. Guess what! I had to slow down first because I could not imagine how I could face her.   TEN YEARS AGO… CATE: Babe promise me that you will never leave me!  SAM: Come on Babe, I can never even think of that. CATE: I know babe, but please promise.  SAM: You just want to hear my word ‘I promise?’  CATE: Yes, (Touching my shoulder)  SAM: It's okay, I promise you, you and I, fill death do us part.  CATE: Aw, you're the best,  “What really happened?” I wondered as I stopped my bike to look at her. She had grown into a fully blossomed lady. “Why did I leave her?” I remembered how it happened. When we were in school, we used to send letters that would be delivered by the students who were going to sports or music competitions. Being a bookworm, ...

  You won't believe what happened to me last night 😳😳. I got home from work very late at night. There was so much work to do in the office and my boss had given me strict deadlines and instructions to finish compiling some reports that were to be submitted to Jamii Telecom International. Our company wanted to get a contract from them and I was the only staff tasked with the responsibility.  So when I got home, the gate was locked from inside. I tried calling the security guard to open for me but there was no response. So I got out of my car and went to the gate. I had to climb the gate and open it from inside. So when I parked my car, I went to the door and knocked. “Babe!” I called knocking. There was no response. I called again but still no response came. “Cate!” I called. Cate is my wife. When there was no response, I called my daughter to open the door for me.  “Hi, Dad!” Mary, my eldest daughter greeted me.  “Hi, where is Mum?” I asked getting inside the house...

I had just come from school and found no one at home. I went quickly to the kitchen to see whether there was any food. I was so hungry, having just completed the exams that we were doing at school. The dishes were washed nicely and arranged well in their place. I was shocked wondering why Cate did not prepare food for me. So I went to my room feeling distraught. When I opened the door, I found a dish on my study table. A smile spread on my face as I went to open it. To my delight, I found my favorite dish: rice with chicken 🍗 🐔 😃😃. I could not wait to change my school clothes. I began feasting on it ravenously. When I was done, I changed my clothes quickly and ran to the living room to watch my favorite show on T.V. I watched for five minutes and I was bored. So I locked the door from inside and went to sleep. Minutes later, I heard the door being opened and someone getting in. Before I could ask who it was, I heard a girl's voice. I was shocked.  “So this is your home!” the gi...

  So it happened that I was walking towards the market. My mother had sent me to buy some vegetables to cook for lunch. There was heavy traffic on the road. The vehicles had to move at a slow walking pace. In our local language, other public minibusses called “Nganya” were driven along the roadside, thus overtaking the other vehicles from the jam.  “These drivers are so daring!” I exclaimed as one bus missed hitting by a few inches. When three buses had overtaken the others, a steady stream of personal cars began passing. It was as if they were escorting the president. So I took the opportunity to admire the big expensive cars I had seen on the internet and TV.  “Oh my GOD, look at that!” I exclaimed as one Range Rover passed. I took that time to admire it. My dream has always been to own one. So I admire every part of it. I looked at the tires, looked at the brakes inside the tires, scrutinized the tinted windows and the headlights and the rear lights. I struggled to kee...