Humour Stories

 https://lemonpier.com/a8eiytduh?key=5733d57dfbfdfd16db76b4e1bb840888 It started as a joke. Then went on as a talk, slightly maturing from a talk to a habit. For the slightest of chances, it had managed to consume my entire body and energy. I fell deeply into it. My thoughts were all about love, and my entire heartbeat sang rhythmically with a unison voice.  Being a hot afternoon, I sat outside my well-opulent mansion that displayed the excellent scrutiny of elegance in everything, from the furniture to the cleanliness of the place. The happiness, the impeccable nature of the house, the peace in my heart, and maybe the presence of the sun shining brightly in the clear blue sky all pointed to one person, Lucy.  Lucy was the woman of my life, at least by then, but I don't know if I should regret what happened that evening. So sitting there, I reminisced about how I met her and threw the first jokes at her. It was a tough fight to get her, but I managed. Lucy had gone to wor...

 This is Pilot Samuel speaking. The plane is about to take off. Make sure you have your safety belts loosely fastened. Maintain your cool, as the plane is taking off. Thank you.” My voice boomed propitiously in the plane speakers and I looked at Lucy, my fiance, for confirmation. Lucy nodded slightly, multiplying the confidence that was built in me from the 400-flying hour experience. I then pressed down the joystick and the plane made a quick rise into the sky. The motion was smooth and silent, and after a while, I settled the plane at a certain attitude at Mach 3.  Everything was moving on smoothly. I set the autopilot on so that the plane went on by itself. I then turned to face Lucy, my co-pilot, and my fiancee. She was my world. She was everything that I had been yearning for. She was everything that I had been working for in primary and high school. My mind went back to the day we had met. I met her at university. Being young and naive made her reluctant to my constant p...